Dr. Honen Calzoun
"I am Oni perfection, if I do say so myself."

Dr. Honen Calzoun is one of the last surviving members of the nearly-extinct Oni race of the planet Phainein. He was once a mad scientist determined to destroy all magical-blooded beings and conquer the world through use of giant robots and various other weapons and machinery that he invented. Since befriending his long-time rival, Professor Nucleo McRaven, Honen is attempting to settle down to a normal life as a scientist/teacher at the University of Grimmora, although it has not been a very smooth transition. While some characters, such as Nucleo and Dr. Preston Abirok, feel that he is not really evil but simply misguided and misunderstood, others such as Tomi Forrester and Jack Sheen flat-out don't trust him, and some of his students, like Christopher Paladin and Lukyan Degorah, don't take him seriously.

Matters were complicated further when mercenary space soldier Deuce Koma found herself falling in love with Dr. Calzoun, despite their past bitterness as enemies. Although Honen realizes that he has more in common with Deuce than he did with his previous love interest, Leona Starling, he remains conflicted - unsure if he can really give up being a villain, and doubtful that anyone could ever truly love him for any length of time.

Dr. Calzoun talks with an accent, swears in multiple languagues, wears traditional monk clothing, and is a very intelligent and highly-skilled scientist, mechanic, mathematician, and pilot. However, he also tends to be very angsty and pissed off, often allowing his emotions and mood swings to dominate his actions.

Honen Calzoun's Scrapbook

All RAU Sketches Featuring Dr. Honen Calzoun:

• Technicolor Baguette
• To Oni or Not to Oni
• The Road to Reflection
• Attack of the Drones
• The World That Time Forgot
• The Edge of Yesterday
• 20 Seconds to Nowhere
• Raisin' Toast
• Onilicious!
• 256K Warning
• Nuts in Them There Hills
• Jacknifed
• For the Love of an Oni
• The Moronic Motherlode
• Troubled Ties
• Annelidical Psychiatry
• In Case of WTF, Break Glass
• Why, Oh Why is There Pie?
• Phish From a Pond
• The War Against ErniePants
• Honen's Vacation
• Starcrossed Destinies
• Hazy 80's Daze
• Taura in Wonderland
• Party of the Century
• A Visit With the Overlord
• The Temple of Lost Ezboard Posts
• Best Enemies, Worst Friends
• Dr. Calzoun Teaches a Class of Breath of Fire 2 Cats
• Study Hall Blues
• Fixing the Table